Quiet Kid

Quiet Kid Jokes

Kid

What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?

Quiet kids.

Depression

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

Dad

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

Magazine

Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?

The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....

School

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

Kid

Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.

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  • Kid

    Quiet kid: "I'm home!"

    Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"

    Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"

    Shooter

    When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.

    Mp5

    Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

    Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

    Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

    Bullying

    Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.

    Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.

    Me: "/"

    Kid

    When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

    Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

    Momma

    Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

    Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

    School Shooter

    Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."

    Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."

    Classroom: *visible panic*

    Kid

    When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.

    Glock

    When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.