Quiet Kid jokes
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.