3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren't that heartless so we'll let you choose your deaths." So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said "Viva la France" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said "For the queen" and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle? Because she's dead.
why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
Your mum is so stupid she tried to take the crown off a Keep Calm And Carry On poster so that she could become the new queen of England
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? Beehive Yourselves!