3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three “You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren’t that heartless so we’ll let you choose your deaths.” So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said “Viva la France” and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said “For the queen” and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself “Try make a canoe out of this one!”

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We are stubborn, how do you think we got our country?


Yes. Stab with SpOoN.


how do you stab your self with a spoon


why not ask for a gun, shot everyone you can, and get out. Hey, what are they gonna do? shot you with arrows and spears to death? they still wont be able to make a canoe out of you! But hey, you do you boo!