Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔️
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔️
A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!" The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.