Qualification

Qualification Jokes

Koala

Why is the koala not a bear?

It doesn't have the right koalafications.

Job Interview

A man goes into a job interview and sits down.

The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"

The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"

The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"

The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."

Koala

Why did the manager hire the marsupial?

Because he was koala-fied!

Degree

What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.

Koala

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they don't meet the koalafications.

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