Pulled pork jokes

Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.

Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?

A: Pulled pork.

Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.

Son, he is dinner.

What do they call me when I jack off?

Pulled pork.

What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.