Public

Public Jokes

Fart

What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.

Dad

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

School shooting

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?

'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.

Child

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."

Pedophile

What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

They both lay pipes in public parks.

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  • Sonic

    What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?

    Gotta Go Fast!

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  • Cock

    My cock was in the book of world records...

    The librarian told me to take it out.