My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public I said maybe
Biggest joke?
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You might be innocent but if you carry a large sum of cash in public the cops won’t believe that
What do you call someone who farts in public.a private tutor
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?
Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public? Gotta Go Fast
