Public School jokes

Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

like this if you don't like school.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.

Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!