Promise jokes
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."