What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Cause they're dead
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping. A dino-snore!!!
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur
Lickalotopuss
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
