Prehistoric jokes
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap? Because he's dead.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Community talk
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more