Prehistoric jokes
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.