Prehistoric jokes
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
Community talk
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more