Prehistoric jokes
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more