Pray jokesAdd jokeBestNewestAnonymous7 years agoWhen I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.Anonymous10 years agoWelcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.Lettuce pray.PreviousNext123Prayer jokesFaith jokesDevotion jokesReligion jokesMeditation jokesSkinny jokesAll categories
Anonymous7 years agoWhen I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
