Positive thinking jokes

Depression

Depression, I got it.

A girlfriend, don't got it.

A life, don't got it.

Help, got it.

Friends, don't got it.

Family, I got it.

Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!

Depression

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

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Future

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

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  • Suicidal person

    What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?

    "If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."

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  • Pill

    Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

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