Police Brutality jokes

What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.

What's black and white and red all over?

A police brutality case.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

Friend: How dark is your humor?

Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.

Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare?

He is a bulletproof black man.

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black.

All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.