Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
I got kicked outta the poker game They said i was a little*cheet-ah*
Where do gorillas get all the pussy from? The strip club which is called poker kong night.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jack, Ass.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, had no tell whatsover.
I aced my poker test...
my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n...
do you get my puns... no, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
How do you beat lady gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table it was a ROYAL FLUSH
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What did the panther say at the poker party? I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Why cant you play poker in the jungle, because there is too many chettahs
A pedophile is sitting at a empty Poker Table. A Eight year old kid asked him if he can sit down. Pedphile says to the child sure lets play.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
