Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table it was a ROYAL FLUSH
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.