Toilet Plunger jokes

How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.

Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?

They both jump in the toilet!

How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.

Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

How do you punish Helen Keller?

You leave the plunger in the toilet.