Toilet Plunger jokes
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.