Pitchfork jokes
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
I impaled my son with a pitchfork...
He looks very sharp.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.