Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.