Pitcher Jokes

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.

Then it hit me.

What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?

A: They can’t find home.

Why do orphans never play baseball?

'Cause they can never get a home run.