I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball? A: they can’t find home
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
