Physical Object jokes

What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?

Stephen Hawking.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.