Physical Comedy jokes

Why don't midgets use tampons?

Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.

Why can't disabled people make jokes?

Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?

Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table, and a wall.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."