Physical Comedy jokes

Why don't midgets use tampons?

Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

Why can't disabled people make jokes?

Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:

Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"

Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"

Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."