Phoenix jokes

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.

Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.