PhD jokes

What do you call a rapper with a PhD?

A rap scholar.

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?

One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!

What do you call a spice with a PHD?

Dr. Pepper

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.