PhD jokes
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
A woman comes to the doctor and tells her, "Doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?" The doctor says, "My number."
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.