PhD jokes

What do you call a spice with a PHD?

Dr. Pepper

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

What do you call a rapper with a PhD?

A rap scholar.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.

Doctor: Yup.

Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.

What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?

"Stand" Ford University. :3

When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.