PhD jokes

What do you call a rapper with a PhD?

A rap scholar.

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?

One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!

What do you call a spice with a PHD?

Dr. Pepper

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.