PhD jokes

What do you call a spice with a PHD?

Dr. Pepper

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

What do you call a rapper with a PhD?

A rap scholar.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.

What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?

"Stand" Ford University. :3

Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.

Doctor: Yup.

Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.

When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.

Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?