Phan jokes

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

My pp.

Mushroom?