Personal life jokes

The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

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My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.