Personal life jokes

The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

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My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.

Person: Why'd you stop?

Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.

He just moved back in with his mom.