Penchant jokes
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.
Community talk
Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.
Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more