Penchant jokes
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous,"
I'm dying to live forever!
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
Community talk
Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.
Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more