Pee-wee Herman jokes

Pee-wee Herman was in the army... until he got a dishonorable discharge!

What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"

Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."

Poopoo man.

I like...

Wendy's.

"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."