Pediphile jokes

Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.

When do you go at stop and stop when done?

I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

A pedophile.