Peace and quiet jokes

You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.

Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

I hate noise.

One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.