Patrick Bateman jokes
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
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People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
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That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
