a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud'
5+2 = 7 but 4+3 also = 7 so take your own path
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.
Knock Knock Who's there The chicken
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
How do crazy people get through a forest? They take the psycho-path!
