What is a cow's favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday.
idk he hasn't opened it yet.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!
how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? - Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can't drink and derive.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
