If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
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My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if you jump and yell "parkour," it’ll just be a failed stunt.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
