Parental advice jokes

Why did the orphan go to church?

To hear some "foster" parenting advice.

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.