Parental advice jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
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My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."