"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It Pants
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny Two face, worthless, and in everyone’s pants
A guy told a beautiful girl "hey I want to make love to you if I throw 2000$ when you go to pick it up that's when I'll go is that okay?" She called her husband and he said "okay but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down" Four hours later she shows up to her house and tell her husband "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS"
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?His buns were too tight.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Once a man goes to a restaurant.then, he was waiting until the waitress comes & tells him that they don't have food. he was grumpy but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped then she say to him:"good meal".
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down her ass still in them
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles
I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
Wants worse than ants in you pants
Your uncle
I had a steering wheel down my pants and I tell you what it was driving my balls crazy
America: Saying, “ I beg your pardon” in British English is like saying; “ What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?”
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh Im SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
