Paleontologist jokes

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.

Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.