Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
