Paintball jokes

Why can't orphans play paintball?

Because they don't have parent supervision.

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.

What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?

A paintball.

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.

The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.

The guys show up and the guards shoot them.

The guys die because the guards used real guns.