Overpower jokes
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
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Ew potter
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
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GENESIS 32 Jacob Prepares to Meet Esau 1Jacob also went on his way, and the angels of God met him. 2When Jacob saw them, he said, “This is the camp of God!” So he named that place Mahanaim. 3Jacob sent messengers ahead of him to his brother Esau in the land of Seir, the country of Edom. 4He instructed them: “This is what you are to say to my lord Esau: ‘Your servant Jacob says, I have been staying with Laban and hav… Read more