Oui jokes

Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"

Professor: "Oui oui."

Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.

If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?