Oui jokes
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
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I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
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And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?