Oui jokes

Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"

Professor: "Oui oui."

Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.

If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.