Other kid jokes

My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?

Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.