Orphans jokes
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"