Orphans jokes
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.