Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.