Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.