Orphans jokes

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Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?

A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?

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Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

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What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

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An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"

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What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

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Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

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Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."

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I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

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Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.

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What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

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Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.