Orphans jokes
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.