Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Orphans Jokes
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
