Orphans jokes
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.