Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People đ
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Why donât orphans play baseball?
Because they donât know where home is.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Whatâs an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why donât orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they donât know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They donât have Motherâs Day or Fatherâs Day.