Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
The F in orphans stands for family...
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.