Orphans jokes

Orphan

Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

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What was the orphan's name?

Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

Orphan

An orphan? We no jokes.

Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.

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I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

Orphan

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

Orphan

What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?

One of them is used.

Orphan

The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents, buddy."

Orphan

Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?

Because they don’t know where home is.

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What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Baseball because they can't find home plate.

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What is the similarity between orphans and apples?

They both get thrown out.