Orphans jokes
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.