An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Orphans Jokes
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
The F in orphans stands for family...
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
