Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.