What is the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
why did the orphan get kicked of the baseball team? he would never make it home base
why do orphans kill people so they can finnaly be wanted
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?!
Their dad never came back with the milk.
So if you are bored punch a orphan
What are they gonna do tell there parents 🙄🙄
What's an orphans favourite song? "Gimme Shelter"
What did one orphan say to another orphan? Get in the batmobile Robin
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree? They thought their parents would catch them
what's an orphans least favorite game.
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Q: why do orphans love playing tennis A: bc the ball comes back
what part of a computer system does an orphan not have? A motherboard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They never reach home.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan nah jit trippin you thought i had one
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree? A.) A family stump.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school? Their parents cant op them out of it.
Whats the favorite spiderman film form orphans?
homecoming
what do orphans call family pictures? a selfie
Why cant orphans play basketball. they dont know where home is
Why don’t orphans now how to use a phone
Because they don’t know where home is
