Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
The F in orphans stands for family...
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.