Orphans jokes
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.