Orphans jokes
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?