Orphans jokes
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.