Orphans Jokes

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk and he was in baggy clothes and I said are you a orphan he said yeah and the orphan said what gave me away I said ur parents

Q: why did the orphan cross the road?

A: to get to the other side to find his parents

there was no other side of the road

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.