Orphans jokes
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.