Orphans jokes
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.