Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.