Orphans jokes
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.