Orphans jokes
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.