Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."