Orphans jokes
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.