Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?