Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?