Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.