Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.