Orphans jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."

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Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Orphan

Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.

Orphan

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.

Orphan

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

Orphan

Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.

Orphan

Why do orphans like going to church?

They can actually call someone "father."

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Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?

A: Apples get picked.