Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.