Orphans jokes
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!