Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."