When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Orphans Jokes
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
