Orphans jokes
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.