Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.