Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.