Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.