Orphans jokes
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.