Orphans jokes
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠