Orphans jokes
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!