Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.