Orphans jokes
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.