Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.