Orphans jokes
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!