Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Orphans Jokes
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldnβt help him out!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why canβt orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they donβt have a mom or dad.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
