Orphans jokes
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.