Orphans jokes
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.