Orphans jokes

Dad

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀

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Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

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Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

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An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

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What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.

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Why can't the orphan take a family photo?

Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.

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Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.

Home Page

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Why can't orphans open a website?

Because they don't have a home page.

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Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.

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What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.

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Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.

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Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.