Orphans jokes
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
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Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l