Orphans jokes
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.