Orphans jokes
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.