Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!