Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.