Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.