Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.