Orphans jokes
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!