Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."