Orphans jokes

Orphan

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

Orphan

Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?

He was not worth keeping.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home base is.

Orphan

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.

Orphan

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Orphan

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

Orphan

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

Orphan

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.

Orphan

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

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Why do orphans have no home?

Because they didn't have a family to give them one.