Orphans jokes
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.