Orphans jokes
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
These are meannnnn.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?