I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Orphans Jokes
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
