Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Orphans Jokes
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
