Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.