Orphans jokes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

Orphan

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Orphan

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

Because they can’t go home.

Orphan

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they didn’t have a home.

Orphan

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.