Orphans jokes
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.