Orphans jokes

Orphan

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

Orphan

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.

Orphan

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

Orphan

Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*

No one:

Literally no one:

Me: Time to make his life hell.😈

Orphan

Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.