Orphans jokes
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!