Orphans jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.