Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.