Orphans jokes
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
I'm pregnant.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.